When you depress the lever on the ice machine, water will go all the way down your arm into your diaper and not feel very good.
There are many ways to do a split, and one of them is walking on newspaper in the kitchen *ouch*.
Dirt is a great medium to make your blue pants black. The stones in dirt are great to throw at things for target practice. The big dirt hill outside is an awesome way to test gravity. The side of the hill that has dirt missing is a lovely place to slide down on your back and make dust angels.
What goes up must definitely come back down again.
Grabbing everyone’s cup is not necessarily a good idea.
Using words to ask for things is much better than mommy getting frustrated and screaming “what do you want???@!!!” after much whining and indecisive wiggling.
Bedtime is an annoying part of the day.
Food is great with which to make a mosaic on the floor. Best foods: cookies, crackers, and rice. Sticky food just makes you want to wash your hands. ewww.
Brushing teeth is fun…getting hair done not fun.
Taking off my diaper will ensue in a chase to get a diaper back on, until mommy gets tired of running around the house with me laughing hysterically at her antics. When she gives up, I come to her and she will put it back on…after I have discovered that I don’t like the feel of carpets and sitting on my scooter on my bare butt.
Underwear are only nice over my diaper. Other than that, they are just weird.
The potty is a great tool to stand on and get into things I couldn’t normally reach.
I love water, even if it means splashing in the potty to get to it.
Tissues are also great to make mosaics all over the house.
Sometimes playing chase is painful. I should really work on looking before I take off.
